Living room, passing time, talking trash, sipping wine,
i need something more substantial.
new deck of playing cards, i don't like to work this hard,
i think i'll have to cancel.
I'm running out of time,
i'm about to lose my mind.
i got the six,
gimme your nine.
Slow hand on the clock, i'm sitting here like a rock,
i'm feeling so abnormal.
pictures in the magazines, all my thoughts are so obscene.
cover up that centerfold.
I'm running out of time,
i'm about to lose my mind.
i got the six,
gimme your nine.
Look at this, what a pair, she won't let me touch her there,
she's so discriminating.
this is weird, it's time to blow, i just heard the rooster crow.
i guess i'll have to spank my monkey.
I'm running out of time,
i'm about to lose my mind.
i got the six,
gimme your nine.
- billy gibbons, disty hill & frank beard