Another child born to the house - i hate children
raise him right so he won't be a mouse - i hate children
i hate it when they make lots of noise - i hate children
and i broke my neck tripping over their toys - i hate children

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shut your mouth you stupid little brat
what you need's a smack smack smack
if i had my way i'd give you all away

i hate the crying that they make - i hate children
screaming and whining for a piece of cake - i hate children
i hate getting up late at night - i hate children
to check and see if the crying baby's alright - i hate children

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now you're had you little monstrous kid - i hate children
it's of you that i'll be rid - i hate children
do you see this toy it's called a gun - i hate children
and if you wanna live you'd better run - i hate children

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i hate children - i hate children
i hate children - i hate children
kill all children dead