I wish i was a girl so i would see more tits
i wish i could jack by dipping in a pit
i only have a dick that's quite hairy
my ass is too, thats kinda scary
"i wish i was a girl"
"i wish i was a girl"
I don't care about the blood, i don't care about the pain
coz being a girl's the only thing thats on my brain
being a guy can be really boring
and cross-dressing just isn't my thing
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some people think i might be gay
but i dont swing the other way
i just wanna be a girl so damn much
to feel my clit as it gets....
But if i was a girl i couldn't drive no more
coz i couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
i'd get mood swings and i'd have to shave my pits
but i wouldn't really care cos i would have massive tits
i wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
i'd get a better job when performing 69
coz being a girl would be so cool
coz when you cum you don't leave a pool
Chorus x2
Mother!
Why wasn't i a girl (11 times)
Why!!!
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