I'm as corny as kansas in august,
i'm as normal as blueberry pie.
no more a smart little girl with no heart,
i have found me a wonderful guy!
i am in a conventional dither,
with a conventional star in my eye.
and you will note there's a lump in my throat
when i speak of that wonderful guy!
i'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in may,
a cliche coming true!
i'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night
pouring light on the dew!
i'm as corny as kansas in august,
high as a flag on the fourth of july!
if you'll excuse an expression i use,
i'm in love, i'm in love,
i'm in love, i'm in love,
i'm in love with a wonderful guy!