So you're on the floor, at 54
think you can last - at the palace
does your body go to the to and fro?
but tonight's the night - or didn't you know
that ivan meets g.i. joe
He tried his tricks- that ruskie bear
the united nations said it's all fair
he did the radiation - the chemical plague
but he could not win - with a cossack spin
The vostok bomb - the stalin strike
he tried every move - he tried to hitch hike
he drilled a hole - like a russian star
he made every move in his repertoire
When ivan meet g.i. joe
Now it was g.i. joe's turn to blow
he turned it on - cool and slow
he tried a payphone call to the pentagon
a radar scan - a leviathan
He wiped the earth - clean as a plate
what does it take to make a ruskie break?
but the crowd are bored and off they go
over the road to watch china blow!
When ivan meets g.i. joe