I wonder what the best thing is
to have a face or to have charm?
well, my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm
i'm not blind and i do have nose
but i don't wanna use it now
i rather try to follow my heart this time
good looks, it makes me nervous
i need someone who's not perfect
It's you, you're overweight and lovely
yes, it's true, a pig in walking shoes
you drool every time we kiss, i must say you rule
i'm falling in love with you
I know that all those trendy girls
would leave me when i'm broke
and also be disgusted when i smoke, no joke
i don't want no model
unless she has a major body
Just an ounce of human touch, i realize it's a killercrush
i'm dancing, i'm overjoyed
i took a chance on you cause i wanted some romance
to and now i'm happy as can be
cause this supersized woman means all to me