For all those that are feeling
way too fed up inside
now here's a celebration
of failure and losing
like to put a shout out
to all y'all far and wide
sorry, people but this is
the way it's gotta be
i know, i know, i know, i know
we are pushing the parameters
to a brand new low
the end is near there's lots to fear
no such thing as a good day
is what i'm told
let the bad times roll
the grass is never greener
on the other side
i'll stay right here and frolic
in the dirt and gravel
where's the love in this room?
i feel teary eyed.
between you and me i don't think
it's ever gonna change
descend, rear end, offend a friend
it's wise of you to run and hide
from what's around the bend
the end is near
there's lots to fear
no such thing as a free lunch
is what i'm told
let the band times roll
up to me i'll embrace them happily
let you people know i'm not foolin'
come take a ride with me
down to riverside
show you what it's like to be coolin'
life's gotta be a little better overseas
where everyone's drivin' a mercedes
unsatisfied with my mailorder bride
so much for my last attempt with the ladies
listen to nobody
this is the way i think
tell 'em all you're gonna live
at least until you're forty
just be glad you're only
one shade of blue in the face
wake up, smell the shit and think
that everything is great
i know, i know, i know, i know
we are pushing the parameters
to a brand new low
the end is near
there's lots to fear
no such thing as a good day
is what i'm told
let the bad times roll