I finally made it through med school
somehow i made it through
i'm just an intern
i still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
barely passsed at the institute
now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid
a malpractise suit
Hey, like a surgeon
cuttin' for the very first time
like a surgeon
organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse
this patient's fading fast
complications have set in
don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that i.v.
here we go - time to operate
i'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
and see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey
cuttin' for the very first time
like a surgeon
here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - i'm a quack
the disgrace of the a.m.a.
'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
cuttin' for the very first time
like a surgeon
got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
when i reach inside
with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yah
i can hear your heartbeat
for the very last time