Well, i woke up this morning
i rolled out of bed
i felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
checked out my mail
there was this letter that read
love for sale, love for sale
i picked up the phone
i called everyone i could
i let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
you can't catch a fish
if you ain't got the hook
love for sale, love for sale
send up a signal, throw me a line
someone explain "this funny valentine"
it might not be legal, but it sure ain't a crime
being one step from crazy, being two steps behind
i called lieutenant columbo from my tv set
i tried the dating game i haven't found her yet
i'm hoping that she's looking like a penthouse pet
love for sale, love for sale
well, we've been living together for three damn years
two hours, 20 minutes
baby, 400 beers
she said, you can't shop for love when you're shoppin' at sears
love for sale, love for sale
i guess i've learned my lesson
it was easy to see
my old lady played this joke on me
i never looked
where i forgot it would be
love for sale, love for sale
love for sale, love for sale
love for sale, love for sale