Maltilda smith-williams home for the aged
bingo and buggy rides
wheelchairs and early night
maltilda smith-williams home for the aged
and if you smuggle in
another drop of gin
well take your hearing aid
they never hear what you say
Maltilda smith-williams home for the aged
a second childhood
but only if you're good
i hear maltilda passed away
her spirits still with us today
she watches over us
and those who make a fuss
you've never had it so good
they'd run away if they could