Tell your city slicking� cousin
lay that peppermint twister down
she�s been shakin� up my biscuits
draggin� my feet all over town
There�s some bacon in the kitchen
and a clean towel behind the door
yes i�ll meet you at the warehouse
then i�ll never see you no more
And it�s too much for me
all that lovin� for one man
yeah she�s too much for me
but i�ll do the best i can
she used to call me "rascal"
but now she calls me "dapper dan"