The mummybob mcfadden and dor brunswick 9-55140(rod mckuen)[narration with instrumental background]mummy: i'm a mummy. i scare people. watch what happens when i walk up to somebody. <dit-dit-dit-dit-dit> i'm a mummy.first person: <loud scream><brief musical interlude>mummy: i was born one thousand nine hundred and fity-nine years ago. my daddy was a mummy, too. watch what happens when i walk up to somebody. <dit-dit-dit-dit-dit> i'm a mummy.second person: <loud scream><brief musical interlude>mummy: i don't try to scare people. i really came back to life to buy a copy of "kookie, kookie, lend me your comb", but people run from me. watch what happens when i walk up to somebody. <dit-dit-dit-dit-dit> i'm a mummy.third person: <loud scream><brief musical interlude>mummy: i wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. oh, well. watch what happens when i walk up to somebody. <dit-dit-dit-dit-dit> i'm a mummy.beatnik: that's cool.mummy: i'm a mummy.beatnik: you mean you're a mother.mummy: no, i'm a mummy.beatnik: i'm a beatnik.mummy: people are afraid of me.beatnik: yeah, i'll bet.mummy: i was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago.beatnik: oh, yeah, like that's a long gig.mummy: where can i buy a copy of "kookie, kookie, lend me your comb"?beatnik: oooh, man, i don't dig that trash. you know like brubeck, sherwin, modern jazz quartet?mummy: i'm a mummy.beatnik: man, you got a warped groove.mummy: aren't you afraid of me? aren't you gonna scream?beatnik: oh, yeah, like "help."transcribed by little johnthese lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording referencedabove, and are for personal use and research interest only.