I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere i go
people would ask me
where she was
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all
my girlfriend�s dead
I say its leukemia
or sometimes bulimia
or a great big truck ran her over
and chopped off her head
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she�s dead
I guess there�s a part of me
that lacks the sympathy
oh the looks on their faces when i tell them
how she passed away
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she�s dead
My girlfriend�s dead
my girlfriend�s dead
you see
it�s a total lie
but it�s easier on me
than having to admit
that she likes someone else
My girlfriend�s dead
my girlfriend�s dead
you know
please change the subject,
i'm going to go
jump off a building
and join her in heaven
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she�s dead
I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere i go
people would ask me
where she was
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all
my girlfriends dead
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all my girlfriend�s dead