My New Philosophy
Kristen Chenoweth,
Date Added: |
2004-12-21 10:22:01 |
Spoken:
Sally: oh yeah? that�s what you think!
Schroeder: what?
Sally: that�s my new philosophy. oh yeah? that�s what you think!
Schroeder: well, why are you telling me?
Sally: what?
Schroeder: why are you telling me?
Sally: why are you telling me� i like it! that�s a good philosophy. why are you telling me? why are you telling me?
Sung:
Sally: why are you telling me: my new philosophy. the teacher gave a d on last week�s homework! she said, �miss sally brown, your grades are goin� down.� i should have told her-
Schroeder: your new philosophy?
Sally: my new philosophy.
*imitates teacher* �miss b?�
i�m she.
�look, see.�
a d?
a d.
Well, why are you telling me? and that�s my new philosophy!
Schroeder: that�s your new philosophy?
Sally: why are you telling me- my new philosophy!
Spoken:
Schroeder: that�s great, sally, but i�ve gotta go practice chopin�s nocturn in b flat minor�
Sally: no! i like it! no! that�s a good philosophy� no! no! no!
Schroeder: that�s your new philosophy, huh?
Sally: yes! *gasps* i mean, no!
just like a busy bee, each new philosophy can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving. when life�s a dizzy maze on alternating days i choose a different phrase!
Schroeder: your new philosophy.
Sally: my new philosophy.
Schroeder: sally! some philosophies are simple: �man does not live by bread alone.� some philosophies are clear:
Sally: �leave your massage at the sound of the tone�?
Both: some philosophies pick and choose deciding what goes in, and
Schroeder: some take a lifetime!
Sally: mine take a minute!
Spoken:
Schroeder: but sally, anything that takes only a minute can�t be very lasting! for instance, beethoven took over two years to complete his brilliant ninth symphony.
Sally: no!
Schroeder: i can�t stand it!
Sally: *in whiney voice* i can�t stand it!
i like it!!!
Sung:
Sally: it�s like a guarantee, my new philosophy. and things are sure to be a whole lot brighter!
Spoken:
Sally: oh yeah? that�s what you think! why are you telling me? no! i can�t stand it!
Sung:
Sally: now life is free and easy, much more pihlosopheezy whith my brand new-
Spoken:
Sally: you know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our life�
Patty: agh! this is the last day! this is it! i only have twenty-four hours to live! this is the last day! auuuuuuuuuugh!
Sally: clearly, some philosophies aren�t for all people�
Sung:
sally: and that�s my new philosophy!

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