I got this thing for nancy drew
her hair is blonde her eyes are blue
yeah i think i'm falling in love
i wish she'd say she'd marry me
and why she won't is a mystery
yeah i know it's me she thinks of
Nancy drew, i love you (yes i do)
One time these criminals with their guns
they thought it would be fun
to try to kill my nancy drew
i juped out and saved her life
then asked her to be my wife
she said "no i'll never marry you!"
It's a really big mystery
i'll put the hardy boys on the case
cause no time in history
has someone denied my face