I don�t wanna meet your dad
don�t wanna hump your sister
don�t wanna do it to your best friend either
i don�t want you messin around and givin me a blister
and leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out i don�t wanna feel left out
cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
i don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
i want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
i don�t want the fairy tale and
i don�t want the girl from hell
don't wanna be your biggest mistake
you can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don�t wanna learn to dance don�t wanna rent the limo
i know your thinking i�m a weirdo
i just want the bragging rights i want to let the world know
convince my friends i�m not a homo
When you walk out i don�t wanna feel left out
cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
i don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
i want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
i don�t want the fairy tale and
i don�t want the girl from hell
don't wanna be your biggest mistake
you can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone im good in the sack
but all your friends were giving you crap
and you just couldn�t put up with that
so no your never taking me back
I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
i don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
i want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
i don�t want the fairy tale and
i don�t want the girl from hell
and i don�t want to spend the time
and i don�t need no valentine
my next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend