Hey i got this funny feeling
stirring deep down in my balls
i'm gonna stand in fuckin' crowds
and rub myself against you all
My stiffies rubbin', shuntin', and i'm
fucking gruntin'
i like the nylon blouse you wear
i'm a weirdo - or so my momma tells me
i wanna blow chunks everywhere
Ohhh...ride...sugar
A wet spot in my duds i'm making
it's all tense around my ten foot pole
now i'm shakin' yeah shaking
i gotta get me some more sweet
bacon
this feeling's happenin' in my
strides
i'm a stroker, i'm a pleasure poker
i'm a crowd pleasin' son of a gun