Now my life is easy
my life ain't hard
i'm gonna spend all day
in my fuckin' backyard
i ain't got no money
hell, i don't care
my parents let me use their credit card
I've got nowhere to go
just hang out on the street
my folks say i've got no ambition
at least i give a shit
about the stuff i eat
yeah! i care about nutrition
Tried to get a job
at the retail store
but i could not stand the competition
now i spend all my time
hangin' out at the shore
givin' myself a skin condition
I've got nowhere to go
just movin' on my feet
people say i've got no ambition
at least i give a shit
about the stuff i eat
yeah! i care about nutrition
Sometimes i get upset
when i see on the tv
all them people in this world
that is starvin'
but there's nothin' in this world
that could possibly bother me
when i smell the turkey dad is carvin'
Boy i'm starving
christ i'm starving!
My folks said
i gotta get myself a job
'cause they ain't gonna support me
well, if all i am to them
is just some lazy slob
why didn't they abort me?
I guess i'll just hang out
on broad and south
livin' by my intuition
at least i give a shit
what i put into my mouth
yeah! i care about nutrition
Nutrition
it's good for me
nutrition
i've got vitamin c
i care
i care
i care
i give a healthy shit
and mom and dad say if i eat all of my food
i can go to the hard core show and see f.o.d.