(bobby braddock, rafe van hoy)
I left town two years ago and moved on up to idaho
but swore that iĄŻd be back again - pick up where i left off, oh man
grown up sexy texas babies i got back in town tonight
anticipating much delight
i pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers
i got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers
Chorus:
all my old flames have new names
thereĄŻs a lot of girls in town
who tied the knot and settled down
i thought iĄŻd start a fire with one of my old flames
but theyĄŻve all got new names
My sexy little dirt road sport is now called mrs. davenport
my pretty little black-eyed susieĄŻs now mrs. susan van der hoosie
rosie who could blow my mind is sister rose on channel nine
the wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife
they donĄŻt want to recognize this old familiar face
iĄŻm just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days
Repeat chorus