(only luke performs this track)

* = "in the bedroom all day and all of the night"

One and one were having some fun *
Two and two, i took off my shoes *
Three and three, she undressed me *
Four and four, we fucked on the floor *
Five and five, i put up her thighs *
Six and six, the bitch sucked my dick *
Seven and seven, we went to heaven *
Eight and eight, she masturbated *
Nine and nine, she licked my ass *
Ten and ten, the bitch did it again *

Get off my ass bitch!

Get your face out my ass motherfucker!!

["haaa"]
["but it hurts so good"]
["haaa"]

Get laid, get fucked!

["haaa"]
["but it hurts so good"]
(repeated 'till the end of the track)