Some people like ass.
some people like tit.
but nothing gets me going,
like liquid shit.
My shit floats.
it floats right to the top.
i wanna shit my life away.
i never wanna stop.
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'cuz' i'm an
alophen baby
my heart's a toilet brush
i'm an,
alophen baby
i can't wait until i flush.

You think i'm kidding?
well i'm no phoney.
i like what's in my ass
to ooze out bolonga.
Doesn't matter what i eat.
i'm not that picky.
just as long as when i shit.
it's gooey, soft and icky.

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my family's worried.
they have suspicions.
and i guess they shopuld
i just shit out my intestines.
But i can't stop, uh-uhh!
there's just no way.
especially when i'm going through
four bottles a day.

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i never wanna move
from my toilet bowl.
i just wanna shit
and keep my ass in the hole.
But when i shit,
i have to be alone.
i dip my fingers in my poop
and i use it as colonge.

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