Up in humboldt county
seated on the altar
outhouse man squats and submits his proposal
right through the lid of the pyramid
he’s the major of the outhouse of doom
it’s a holy roadhouse in the heart of the emerald triangle
he talks to me offering a maple leaf
there he sits, the man in the outhouse
there he sits in the outhouse of doom
there he sits, the man in the outhouse
there he sits in the outhouse of doom