1) so what if my house has wheels
theres nothing that i have you'd want to steal
i hear my ex's voice in my kids dirty little mouth
if it wasnt for welfare id never go out to see my
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pink flamingos
my pink flamingos

2) i like my life in this funky little town
i hope a tornado wont blow it all down
sit so proud in my rusted out cadillac
but if it worked good id never come back to see my

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3) the man from the bank come with a truck
to take my home away
they took my kids, my dog, my little goldfish
but as they rolled out i said i'll stay with my

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