Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
vanilla soup, a double scoop please
no, maybe i won't, maybe i won't, maybe i will
the tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
don't let it get on your jeans
and though it sounds a little strange
well, you gotta eat it with gloves
or your hands will turn green
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
it weaves it's web from a drink
and i do believe i'm gonna get one
vanilla ??? for dessert chicken ripple ice cream