When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb
i can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside, please don't hide
So momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
When the guava's drained, eddie dingle remains
but we must further ourselves on
so dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
not right, but wrong in a good way
So momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb
i can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside, please don't hide
So momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
if you please, on a kaiser bun
Kaiser bun
pork roll egg and cheese
(zzzz... eeezz..
that's the end
that's it, dudes
thanks -- five)