We are the scientists in the lab
looking through a microscope
those little glass slides they never lie
how can this small mind cope?

i've never seen anything like it before
this amoeba's got a mind of it's own
but don't turn your back you stupid science world
this is reaching for the telephone

a one celled creature a one celled thing
it hardly knows it's alive
you're better off dead if you only knew
your growing life is taking a dive

i've never seen anything like it before
this amoeba's got a mind of it's own
but don't turn your back you stupid science world
this is reaching for the telephone