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Oh i see somebody done been christmas shoping but what kind of gifts are these?
well there is a
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12 pack of bud, 11 wrestling tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 hunting dogs, and some parts to a mustang gt.
well you know it just ain't the holidays without momma.
thats where the 9 years probation comes in will
you listen hey get that key out of your ear
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Well how do you know if you should get these gifts?
well there are several ways to tell if you are a redneck like if you ever misspelled something in christmas lights then you might be a redneck or if you leave pickled eggs and beer for santa claus then you might be a redneck or if you have a beer can nativity you might be a redneck those are just a few ways to tell if you need to get gifts like these.
like what?
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