[rice rice baby]
[rice rice baby]
Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
ice is back in his oriental venue
hungry, for a little chop suey
i want chinese, not hong kong phooey
[you know what you want?]
Yo, can't decide
column a, column b,
i like fried
Barbecued spare is my fingers i'm lickin'
waitin for the main course, kung pow chicken
spicy, i mean hot like a stir fry
if you can't take it order moo goo guy
pan, means chicken and mushrooms
while your on the soup the food is here too soon
no substitute and betcha get hot tea
they say vegetable but that means, snow pea!
if i get dessert yo i deserve it
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
[rice rice baby]
[rice rice baby]
Your eatin sweet and sour!
but you'll be hungry in less than an hour.
use chopsticks it don't, it don't, matta
fingers were made for a pu pu platter
egg rollin' with egg foo young
my dinner is cookin like connie chung
noodles on standby, chow mein nearby
eggdrop!
no i'm a wonton soup guy
soy sauce!
hot mustard smokin my plate is clean
and my fortune cookie's broken
bustin a bite of mongolian beef
get a mint toothpick for my teeth
take out, left over low mein!
if i eat any more i'll have a weight gain
if i get dessert yo i deserve it
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
[rice rice baby]
[rice rice baby]
[rice]
Yo man let's get outta here
tip to the waitress
[rice rice baby to goooo, to goooo]
[rice rice baby to goooo, to goooo]