Ten pounds too much to the naked eye
i don't take the bus because she drives
watermelon lipstick, and way too much
she got buttermilk smile and a thorny touch
street smart, like a courtney love
can't get enough hollywood stories of
anybody famous that can make her feel
like they're all kinda friends in a way
no best friend, well one but she's crazy
grew up to end up a professor of lazy
the last of six kids that all left town
seems nobody ever wanted them around
but she's cool like a soda can sittin' on ice
always orders sushi, only eats the rice
talks about j lo like they're best of friends
i think she loves me, but it all depends
Hey baby, i don't wanna be your superman
i just wanna be your man and i'll be super, baby
you'll be standin' in the sun shine
i'll be standin' right here in the rain
you save me and i will save the day
I got a sweet gig rakin' in the cash with karaoke
i get the crowd goin' when i sing the hokey pokey
i shake it to the
left and then i shake it to the right
what's not to love, man i'm on tonight
i got the la stylie with the new york trim
keep my pants so low
it's like i'm goin' for a swim
i got the coppertone tan, like in mexico
well, not now but when i go, yea
I know you don't see me like a movie star
and it can't help much that i don't have no car
but you're my favorite thing, by far
that's gotta count for something