Central scrutinizer:
this is the central scrutinizer . . . again. hi! . . . it's me again, the central scrutinizer . . . joe says lucille has messed his mind up, but, was it the girl or was it the music? as you can see . . . girls, music, disease, heartbreak . . . they all go together . . . joe found out the hard way, but his troubles were just beginning . . . his mind was so messed up . . . he could hardly do nothin' . . . he was in a quandary . . . being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his own steaming desires . . . the guy was a wreck . . . so . . . what does he do? for once, he does something smart . . . he goes out . . . and pays a lot of money to l. ron hoover . . . at the first . . . at the pch . . . hem . . . he goes out . . . and pays a lot of money to l. ron hoover . . . at the first church of appliantology!