Teenage angst has paid off well
now i'm bored and old
self-appointed judges judge
more than they have sold

if she floats than she is not
a witch like we had thought
a down payment on another
one at salem's lot

serve the servants - oh no
that legendary divorce is such a bore

as my bones grew they did hurt
they hurt really bad
i tried hard to have a father
but instead i had a dad

i just want you to know that i
don't hate you anymore
there is nothing i could say
that i haven't thought before

serve the servants - oh no
that legendary divorce is such a bore