I stumble out of a night club thinking,
"animals and insects don't do drugs."
i think i'll go out and act like i'm celibate
jingle bells and a christmas choir
I softly kick a dog in the teeth
but he can't beat me down
blood streaming from the palms of my feet
i'll bring the heavens down screaming with me
Oh my god... [4x]
I'll shake my cutie pie fist at a waitress
when i'm sick of the way that i've been
i think i'll go out and act like i'm celibate
throw grenades at a christmas choir
Oh my god... [12x]