It's all a waste of time again
she used to mow the lawn
she always wasted everyone
she always turned me on
Now she's turned a kind
that isn't so much in demand
and all us vegetables
can waste our time on someone else

she had a cool invisible
dog that she called paul
we'd always sit around her house
watchin' her feed the dog

now she's got a man
who don't like dogs, who just likes cars
she's just got a job
'cause times got hard, so paul is gone

now she's turned a kind
that isn't so much in demand
all us vegetables
can waste our time on someone else

it's all a waste of time again (4x)