First thing you oughta know i’m a fuck
lay around in my hole being drunk
move the t.v. in front of the bed
saw the night of the living dead
from my hole i bled and bled and bled
next thing you oughta know i’m a drunk
lay around in my hold being punk
dug this hole in which to lay
got the hammer so stay away
don’t think i’ll do laundry today
still got no health insurance
non-compliance with the u.s.r.d.a.
feel the maggots crawling
feel the ceiling falling magnificently
last thing you oughta know i’m a punk
lay around in my hole being fucked
all my old friends call no more
listen closely i implore from the outside shut the door
one thing oughta be perfectly fuckin’ clear
i’m one fuck you shouldn’t get near
what are you still doing here?
one thing you oughta know i’m a sociopathic fuck no ego
unreliable, a professional at lying round being fucked
perverted, pissed, no pride in the stride
smells like something died
destitute of sympathetic companionship
by the way how have you been?