Here's hoping you don't (hoping you don't)
become a robot (clang clang)
clang, clang, whoops, too late
here's hoping you don't (hoping you don't)
become a robot (clang clang)
clang, clang, whoops, too late
Let's stick together 'cause we're number 8*
let's stick to numbers 'cause we're great*
Here's hoping you don't (hoping you don't)
become a robot (clang clang)
clang, clang, whoops, too late
Hey!
wait!
Here's hoping you don't (hoping you don't)
harbor a deathwish* (help help)
help, help, help yourself
here's hoping you don't (hoping you don't)
harbor a deathwish* (help help)
help, help, help yourself
Hip, hip, horrific are the words we sing
hip, hip, horrific is our thing
Here's hoping you don't (hoping you don't)
become a robot (help help)
help, help, help, help
help, help, help
Notes
*these lines are disputable. the liner notes to then: the earlier years claim that the lines in the first bridge are as written here, and that in the second verse the line is "harbor a wishnik." many fans claim to hear "harbor a deathwish" or "harbor a penguin," but "deathwish" seems the most likely. others hear "number a/'cause we're gray" in the first bridge rather than what is printed here.